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The Geek's Raven
[An excerpt, with thanks to Marcus Bales]

Once upon a midnight dreary,
fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor,
Longing for the warmth of bedsheets,
Still I sat there, doing spreadsheets:
Having reached the bottom line,
I took a floppy from the drawer.
Typing with a steady hand, I then invoked the SAVE command
But got instead a reprimand: it read "Abort, Retry, Ignore".

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Thursday, September 29, 2005

Zeus contra Quetzalcoatl


“La sangre es el principio,
De toda la vida
Es por eso yo declaro
La fuerza éterna
Que me llena lo cuerpo
Con poder interna
Y sin agachar el lomo
En toda la vida
Todavia gano, siempre victorioso!”

Asi ha dicho
El gran Quetzalcoatl
Viendo vez primero
Su nuevo Rival.
El gran dios Griego
El Zeus del Trueno
Encontrado en el Mar
Del Caribeño.

“Yo no lo creo,”
Dijo Zeus riendo
“Yo estoy el Dios futuro
Conquistador de todo que veo
Por que yo sé el mundo entero.
La terra, la mar, montañas, aire,
Plantas, animales, todos viviendos ser
Las ideas me gustan, la sangre tambien
Ahora vengamos luchando, ven!”

Y todas las maravillas del mundo Griego
Descendieron sobre pobre Quetzalcoatl
Rayos, trueno, falanges, fuego
Perros, caballeros y armas a fuego
Los ciclos de las estaciones mismas
Parecieron parar en luchas vacias.

“Quizas, un otro fin del mundo,”
Dijo Quezalcoatl pobrecito
“Pero, no da semejanze, exactamente
Parece mas que un verdadamente
Dios mas poderoso que mi mismo
Para su gran conocimiento
De todos las cosas del mundo entero.”

Y Quetzalcoatl conseguia se dormir
Para cosas verguenzas evadir
Sabiendo que en el tiempo correcto
Todo seria haciendo justo.

Siglos passados
El antiguo mundo enterrado
Nuevos dioses
Logrando las cosas
Nuestro Quetzalcoatl
Duermiendo sereno
Por que?
Hasta la sangre y los ciclos
De la Natura entera
Dalo confianza
Otra vez ser Maestro!

Y alguna vez, viejo Zeus lo ha encontrado
"Despiertete, mi viejo amigo!
Todo el mundo ha cambiado
Yo no ya sé como hacerlo
Todo mi viejo conocimiento
No hace nada en el nuevo mundo
Los dioses nueves que no entiendo
Hacen que quieren, todavia riendo!"

Y Qeutzalcoatl alza la cabeza
"Eso no me da sorpresa
Ninguna persona entiende la Natureleza
Yo conozco los ciclos y tomo mi sangre
Y creo que el tiempo acerca ahora
Quando serian mas sacrificios por mi
Huracanes,
Guerras religiosas,
Armas nucleares,
Lideres bellicosas,
Los Cristianos tienen la idea
De alguno cosa 'Apocalypse' dicha
Quizas uno otro ciclo tiene fin
La sola verdad, 'tiempos corren'!"


© Copyright Jerome Raymond Kraus 2005

Monday, September 26, 2005

The Old Fashioned Way


As was our usual inclination
We had all sat down to luncheon
For a round-table discussion
Of the varied roles and functions
That our afterlife enjoins us
To consider as before us
With the clear and stated purpose
Of compiling a thesaurus
Of just what’s required of us.

“The first real idea,”
Old Health announced in dulcet tones
“Was religion.
That’s the first truly great conception
A broadly related set of definitions
That clarifies
And sanctifies
And glorifies
And stratifies.
Language, tool-making, fire
All very useful inventions
But you can see they don’t require
Any broad-based innovation
Just the simply stated desire
To fulfill stated intentions.
Why, we were scarcely Human, then,
A predecessor race of men
But this idea of religion
Made it plain to all our kin
The need for custom, form and sin
That consequences went beyond
Being immediately set upon.”

“But what religion?”
Inquired Isaac peevishly
“The average common man
It’s plain to see
Cannot comprehend the function
Of some grand master plan
He must have specific structure
For his judgment to withstand
The conflicts that inure him
To the fool and charlatan.”
“Precisely!”
For Old Heath did see
The wisdom of Isaac’s query.

“How do you spoil a great idea?
Stupidity
Obstinacy
Being petty
Being greedy.
Follow customs for no other reason
Than their fashion the previous season
Don’t let helping be your aim
Just look out for personal gain.”

“Quite a point there Heath.”
Declaimed Sargon, the great chief.
“Take my two contributions,
Politics and philosophical speculations,
The foundations of the Jewish Nation
That has survived these many millennium.
As soon as a decent principle’s in place
Corruption runs her race
Striving to disgrace
The principle’s intended purpose
With coercive force and hocus pocus
Force the people to a role
With no other goal
Than to exact a toll!”

“When the frantic competition
Of the competing Greek dominions
Brought them knowledge of the wisdom
Of the Jewish institutions
They could see they had their chance
With democracy and science
To continue their advance
To universal dominance.”
Observed Isaac with reverent cadence.
“But votes can be bought
By any religious zealot
By any political hack
Throwing competition out of whack.
And scientists can claim
In the hope of making gain
Well, almost any thing
Without having observed a thing”
Added Isaac with a querulous ring.

“Now, take Christianity”
Old Health said, maliciously
“The Apocalypse, you see
A device to set men free
From temporal tyranny
Since the world ends suddenly
Can become contrarily
Itself an orthodoxy
Supporting madmen on the throne
Who are said to do no wrong.”

“And my own invention,”
Noted Isaac in his wisdom
“Empiricism,
Has become ridden
With petty imprecision
And self-interested vision
For the scientific union.”

“Refinements to political union
Capitalism, Communism”
Declaimed the Great Sargon
“Become abused by powerful men
To create tyrannical regimens
Than enslave by theory and design
All those with the misfortune to find
Themselves enslaved within their ties that bind.
And even nuclear energy
That fount of all human prosperity
Becomes a poisonous anomaly
When controlled by government bureaucracy.
Let some private citizens have at ‘er
Playing with banks of microlasers
We’ll show the world a more perfect union
Based on controlled nuclear fusion!”


© Copyright Jerome Raymond Kraus 2005

Friday, September 23, 2005

Perplexed

I remember when I climbed the stair
Pulled away the rock
Saw the open air
How I felt the shock
Of just being there
Alive and aware
Of the great despair
That my death had wrought
On my loyal flock.

As I walked once more in the open air
‘Neath the cypress trees, midst a gentle breeze
There arose a sensation beyond compare
Of the road that we travel beyond the seas
Of a path on a journey that always leads
To a land whose destination no one sees
Confused in our minds with our special needs
That we learn to appreciate by degrees
A realm whose goal is our masterpiece.

And it struck me at once that all I’d said
That all I’d done in my Father’s stead
Could easily be misinterpreted
As a kind of false prerogative
That could simply fail to lead
To anything more than corruption and greed
Bearing in mind the special creed
That human beings everywhere
Cannot help but have their share
Of conflict, hatred and despair.

And as I pondered on the fate
That had overtaken me of late
It seemed there could be nothing worse
Than having to fulfill a curse
Of everlasting emptiness
Of perfect unknowingness
Where nothing mattered, more or less,
Not even when the end was death.

So I went on my quiet way
Encountering little children at play
I couldn’t think of what to say
Having so lately gone away
To a land whose borne no man can say
Where those who dwell have lost their way
I who had just been on high
I who had been crucified.

But what kind of progress can be made
With beings who cannot behave?
Who have no sense of right and wrong
Who hate the weak and love the strong
Whose joy is to torment the likes
Of those they use as sacrifice.

Well, there’s always evolution,
Maybe that’s the solution
We may not know our destination
But by means of resurrection
Or, if you like, reincarnation
We may, without prevarication
Steadily advance our station.

And so, although I am not pleased
To suffer so through life’s disease
It may ultimately appease
The gods whose whims we seek to please.
And through it all to seek some goal
Elusive as a child’s soul
As never-endingly we stroll
Towards the Heavens we extol.

It’s not a game, but has the feel
Of something that is more surreal
Than what is meant by when we say
We’re dealing with reality
And through it all, the joy and pain
Humiliation’s trifling game
If our life’s problems still remain
We shall simply come back again.

© Copyright Jerome Raymond Kraus 2005

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Karl et Adam
Pour Francois Truffaut -- Il est mort trop jeune.

C’est bien à l’école ou on fait des amis
C’est ca l’ambience de la vraie amitié
Poursuivant plaisirs pour developer la vie
I n’y rien de plus beau que de cette société
Et quand on est jeune il y a bien de plaisance
En poursuivant n’importe quoi sorte de connaissance
Et c’était comme ca pour nos deux jeunes savants
Poursuivant idées pour le future avant!

Karl, le juif, de la nation Allemand
Adam, ecossaise, de la Grand Bretagne
Comme jeunes intellectuals, ils se bien entendent
Tous les deux nourissents leurs idées féconds
Comment regler les travaux des hommes
Pour mieux profiter a tous les gens
Et comment améliorer la vie
Pour tout le monde en notre société.

A c’etait Adam qui a eu la bonne chance, alors
D’avoir une maitresse belle comme printemps, d’abord
Une fillette elusive et mysterieuse encore
Sa petite amie Ayn était trésor d’or!
Elle aimait sa charme et aggresivité
Sa joie de vivre et créativité
C’est vraie, l’avarice était sa propensité
Mais si tout va bien, on est toujours gai!

Faisant promenade en barque, après l’école
Tous les trois prennent joie en l’eau et sol
Les deux gentilhommes tres fiers en leurs efforts
En transportant la Grand Dame de leurs choix
Comme devrait impressioner sa petite amie
Karl si gallant en aidant son bon ami
Tout pour le plaisir la transporter sur mer
C’était pour elle une trop delicieuse affaire!

“Comme t’es fort Karl!” Ayn le dit
“Et si gentil d’aider ton ami
Ca aurait été un petit rendez-vous
Bien convenable pour nous deux
Mais c’est bien trop delicieux
D’avoir tous nous trois dans le jeu!”
“Nous sommes tous d’accord, soyez certain”
Ont di en riant Karl et Adam
“Pour donner plaisir a la Dame de nos reves
Rien de trop durs, ensemble ils l’achevent!”

“Les problemes de la vie
A moins à mon avis
Se derivent en grand part
De la manque d’un art
Pour rendre tout nos concurrence
En le plus grand sens
Au service des gens”
A dit Karl avec élan.

“Mais c’est automatique!”
dit Adam avec grand chique
“Tous les problemes du monde
Vus en tres grand ensemble
Simultanemant se resoudre
Dés qu’on découvre
Le vrai font du pouvoir
Nos propres désirs!”

“Moi, je suis pour moi-meme”
commentée Ayn
“Mais bien que j’aime mes propres désires
Apparement ca n’aide pas nos confréres
Et bien que tous les problemes du monde
N’existe pas en nos environs
Est clair que necéssairement
J’exige pour moi-meme un peu de constraint
Et pour cette raison
If faut tous les deux
J’aime moi-meme, mais le monde je le veux!”

Ainsi, pour Ayn
En son peau et son sang
Adam était idéal
Mais pas tout à fait réel
Karl était pour controle
Mais ca n’est pas drole
Pour le moment, au moins
Un deséquilibrium.

Et puis vient la Guerre
De la Religion, tout en pire
Les croisades ca ne plairent
A nos tous jeunes confréres
Mais Adam est contraint
Combattre pour sa Reine
Karl a le choix
De vivre en paix.

Et selon son gré
Ayn s’est mariée
A le jeune ecossais
Elle est si rechauffée
Par les guerriers alliés
Mais sitot separée
De son tout jeune mari
Elle tombe en les bras de son meilleur ami!

Mais la guerre en vigeur
Ca ne dure pour toujours
C’est plus qu'une guerre froide
Qui dure pour les trois
Et maintenant avec temps
Pour tenir les comptes
C’est naturel pour Adam
Va chercher sa femme.

Et en entre-temps
Il y a deux enfants
Qui sont les péres?
C’est pas Ayn’ affaire!
Qu’est important pour lui
En sa maternité
Est d’avoir deux hommes
Qui va gagner la vie!

Et comme moyen exemplaire
La profession nucléaire!
Pour Adam comme militaire
Il y a la bien d’affaires
Mais aussi pour Karl
Comme homme pacifique
Il y a de matérielle
Assez à s’applique.

Et pour tous les Trois dans une ville de Campagne
Les joies de nature et l’enfance se joignent
Deux belles petites filles en leurs jupons de soie
Bambinent sur gazons ayant rien autre emploi
Sauf amuser leurs parents avec cries de joie
Courant et tombant en les fleurs et les bois.
Et la chose unique pour nos trois confréres
Les deux petites filles ont deux péres et une mére!

Mais Adam est pressé avec bombes nucleaires
Et tres bien payé par amis militaries
Les jeunes fille s’amusent avec richards comme lui
C’est presque certain il sera divorcé!
Mais comment va souffrir pauvre Ayn le coup
D’avoir seul un homme sous sa matérnal jupe?
Elle est Russe, Juive, Americaine, Polainaise,
C’est rien de suprenant qu’elle serait passionée!

Karl l’a raconté les applications
Energie nucléaire civilians
Quand on utilize les microlasers
Puissent seraient plus importants que n’importe guerre
Mais Ayn s’accroche a ses désires
D’avoir tout le temps des deux messieurs
Elle s’est obstiné de voir encore
Monsieur Adam, son premier amour.

Et puis, soudainement , elle prend le clef
De toute la puissance de l’enérgie
C’est tout en d’accord de son propre gré
Elle est innaturellement passionée
On voit un grand gros ombre en ciel
On ne peut pas voir une seule étoile.

Et ca c’est la fin du monde
Et ca c’est la fin du monde.

© Copyright Jerome Raymond Kraus 2005

Monday, September 12, 2005

Espejo/Mascara


El gran caudillo me ha visto
Sobre el terreno sombro
Donde esta dia, grande batalla
Passa sus horas sangrienta
“Alguna cosa de tu rostro
Dame alguna idea
Que en tus perceptivos rasgos
Era grande poeta.”

“Con mucho gusto,” yo lo saludo
“Mi jefe todopoderoso
Yo no sé, ni porque
Dasme titulo tan honoroso.
Pero verdad esta que yo poseo
Las reglas de la poesia
Estoy estudiante de versos toda ma vida.”

“Acaso, amigo, yo te aseguro
Un muy gran y bueno trabajo”
Me dicho el caudillo, echando su yelmo
Hacia atras con movimiento rapido,
Me fingando la vista relucando clarissima
En oro y dulce amarillo,
“Las batallas conozco en toda historia
Estan pocas por esta razon:
Necessita poetas escriber detalles
Para durar mas qu’una sazon
Yo me conozco como gran caudillo
Como Jefe, Principe y Rey
Poesia m’ayudara
Oir alabanza
Despues terminando mi viaje.”

“Muchas gracias, mi Rey, pur tu confianza
Estoy abrumado por esta tarea
Pero mientras tanto, ha pasado un año
Todos seran perfectamente cumplido.”

Y despues un año
Como yo he dicho
Mi tarea estaba cumplido
Y vamos ver
Como ser
La batalla como vista para la poeta:

“Ni Achilles en sus armas de plata
Ni Hercules con su grande fuerza
Puedan dar concurrencia
A el gran poder de nuestro caudillo.
Hombre valiente con brazo de hierro
No es possible en mundo entero
Ver su igual ni aun comparer
Con ninguan persona en terreno o mar.
Todos soldados lo encontrando
Estan en seguido matando
Como el fuego de Jehovah
O el martillo de Thor
Todos derotado para voluntad del Senor!” …

“Muy buen, amigo!”
Me dicho el caudillo
“Esta mucho como lo he visto antes
Los hechos de los caballeros valientes
Me gustan mucho todas las historias
Veniendo do los tiempos pasados.
Toma, aqui, como recompenso
Esto espejo como regalo
Porque parece appropriado
Viendo la Gloria reflejada
En tu bellissima poema!”

“Pero, bueno amigo, yo deseo una otra
Poema distinta de esta oferta
Como cosa real de la vuestra mente
No cosa robando de tiempo ante
Entonces, por favor, da otro año
Para darme un nuevo cuento.”

Y asi, por mi, mucho trabajo
Lo año entero tentando alcanzar
De realidad, verdadamente, el terreno
Y si, algunas veces, para hazar
Yo lo he alcanzado
Siguidendo tener el pavor
De nada cumplir en todo el año!

“Esfuerzado parar sobre la collina
Voces y clamor rodeando como torbellina
Cansado, casi muerto de luchando siguiendo
Como es possible sobreviver en tal desierto?
Mi brazos, mi piernos heridos y sangriente
Todos fundan en partes de la espantosa ambiente
Pero yo se mi papel en todo el horror
Tiene que ser mi pais Salvador!” …

“Mucho mejor, amigo, dulce como el miel
No obstante el dolor en mi medula!”
Me dicho el feliz Rey.
“Un mascara en oro
sera tu regalo
Por tan perfecto ensayo
Pero otra vez, yo quiero ensayarte
Devinir l’essencia de l’Arte!”

Y un año despues
Yo lo vi otra vez
Pocas palabras
He dicho en sus orejas
Un luz en su ojo
Me dicho q’era loco!
Me pone su cuchilla
Entre mi costillas!

He visto la Medusa, y oido la Sirena
No es possible por ser humana
Siguiendo viviendo como otra gente
Para ganar los cielos
Tiene perder tu mente!

© Copyright Jerome Raymond Kraus 2005



Le Grand Charles


Si les policiers
N’étaient pas bêtes
Ils ne seraient pas policiers!
Ma passion est la liberté
Comme miroir de réalité.
Quel drôle de type, le policier!
Il veut à toujours controller
Non seulement les criminels
Pour ca il n'est pas essentiel
D'avoir une grande machinerie
Qui use toute sorte de connerie
Avant de voir la neccesité
Pour toute personne de vivre sa vie!
C'est pas si compliqué, je crois
N'importe peut voir ce que je dis
Chacun doit prendre sa propre voie
C'est ca le but de toute la vie
Il n'y a aucune necessité
D'avoir trop de regles de jeu
Veux pas qu'on doit me foutre le camp
Je ne suis pas de cette estampe
Bien sur, je sais, je ne suis pas Sainte
Mais, s'il vous plait, ne me crampes.

Si les Nazis
N’étaient pas bêtes
Ils ne seraient pas Nazis!
Je crois qu’ils sont plutot des fous
Ceux-ci ils comprennent rien de tout
Totalitaires sans autre but
Sauf éliminer nos point de vue,
Bien sur, ils haissent tous les juifs
Juifs ont idée instinctif
De vérité, ils connaissent l’histoire,
Et comme moi-meme, quand les forces noirs
Entreprendre a faire le coup
Nous allons rester coude à coude!
Mais mon pauvre vieux capitaine,
C’était bon homme, Général Pétaine,
Je n’ai pas pour lui aucune haine,
Pour qu’il est mort dix-neuf-cents-vingt!
Certainement, ce n’est pas lui,
Qui traite avec les fous Nazis,
C’est un vieux homme qui lui ressemble
Mon Général n’voudrait se branle
Avec ces canailles-ci!

Si les Américains
N’étaient pas bêtes
Ils ne seraient Américains!
De voler tous ce qu’ils peuvent voir
C’est pour ceux-ci sacré devoir
Sauf en le cas de proches amis
Tous ce qu’est à vous est la leurs ainsi
C’est ca la Rève Américain
Voler les biens de ton voisin!
Si Roosevelt ait son désir
C’est tout fini la France Empire
Ni aucune force industrialisée
Va rester pour mon pauvre pays
Les Britanniques au moins entendent
Que si la France ne reste ensemble
Dieu sait, je ne suis pas Staliniste
Mais bientôt, serons Communistes!

Si l’Algérie-Francaise
N’était pas bête
Elle ne serait l’Algérie-Francaise!
Si elle aime tant à faire la guerre
Je crois que c’est pas mon affaire
Et si elle veut arranger la vie
De tous les gens en Algérie
La France n’est pas en impliquée!
Moi-même je suis un viel soldat
Et n’est pas si facile que ca
De rompre tout mon viel sang-froid
Les attentats, ca ne m’effroit
C’est ca un bien bon fin pour moi
Mais pas possible faire excuses
Placer en danger mon épouse!

De toute la bêtise de ce monde
Je crois que j’en ai bien assez
Et quoi? Il faut démissioner.



© Copyright Jerome Raymond Kraus 2005

St-Jeanne

I

Comme c'est belle,
Les cloches de mon pays maternel
Comme les sons d'un chanson éternel
Qui ne quitte jamais ma cervelle.

Comme les sons ont devenus pour ma foi
La règle, le jeu et la loi
Qui surpassent tout espoir de la joie
Même de la Sainte Vierge soi.

Et le bruit de ces sons étendus
Sous les nuages, le sol et les cieux
M'enivre des idées et images
Quit me fait comme les gens les plus sages.

Puis les sons devenus comme les mots
Ils me semblent une sorte de boulot
Qui me forcent de tordre le cou
De tous ceux qui agissent contre Dieu.

II

Comme c’est belle,
Les échanges de politesse dans un cour royale,
Comme ca semble presque iréelle,
Tous ces beaux personages comme astres étincellent.

Approche les, en leurs grands états
Ca semble bien trop grand un pas
Pour moi, une toute petite vierge, ca m’effroit
Comment dire un mot, a mon souverain, mon Roi?

Mais les Voix me disent que c’est mon tache
Il faut le accomplir ou je sois une lâche
Tout le pouvoir de Dieu maintenant me place
Devant ce cour, devant ce face.

“Les Anglais sont devenus nos ennémis”
“Dieu ne se plaise de voir la France soumis”
“Sous les mains souillés de mechancétés”
“Il faut battre et vaincre nos ennémis”

“Le Grand Dieu me aide en ce destin”
“Comment autre que je puisse parler sans crains”
“Devant le face de mon tout puissant souverain?”
“Allons!Venons voir notre destin!”

III

Comme c’est belle,
Sons de bataille et Voix s’emmêlent
Les soldats dansent une étrange rondelle
Tous arrangés à la même échelle.

Fleches sifflants parmi cries en air
Ils déchirent comme épées en sang et chair
Mais comment, quel douleur quand ca pique mon cou!
Comment est possible je puisse rester debout?

Mais les Voix ca me disent si je puisse conquerir
Le douleur en mon cou, les Anglais vont fuir
Plus terrible de le voir, même de le sentir
Pour qu’en les combattant je ne puisse pas mourir!

IV

Comme c’est belle,
Comme les flames m’encérclent
Comme une toute petite tourelle
Et ils haussent autour mes jambes
Dans une danse éphemérelle
Et ils font de mon corps
Comme une grosse chandelle!

Mais les hypocrites Anglais
Ni tous leurs alliés
Ils ne peuvent pas me tuer.

V

Comme c’est belle
Les cloches de la ville étérnelle
Tous les sons chansonnent en ma cervelle
Les lumières, ca vibrent et chancelent.

Et ca forme en une chanson de joie
Pour les anges en leurs vêtments de soie
Tous parlant la langue de les cieux
Louangant et invoquant Dieu.

Et mes copains partagant mes pensées
Mohammed et juif Moisé
Comment améliorer la vie
Pour les hommes qui sur terre ont restés.

Et sur ce point nous sommes tout d’accord
Le courage, l’intégrité d’abord
Personne ne doit oublier son voeu
De vivre et mourir pour Dieu!




© Copyright Jerome Raymond Kraus 2005

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Chief Justice in Hell


"Now the fundamental question
Is the nature of damnation
On this essential point
All our scholars are agreed.
Whether we need their assent
Or must fill their needs
Are mere quibbles
Left up to our legal creed."

“For all those souls condemned to Hell
And Lord knows I’m among them
We must determine, clear to tell
The nature of their sin.
And then, quantifying their evil
We can clearly determine
The punishment therein.”

“But as to pain and suffering
Satan’s powers true wellspring
Well, that’s quite another thing
That really has no legal ring
And if by torment overflowing
We can Lord Satan’s praises sing
Then that’s what we shall be doing!”

“You know William,” purred the Commander in Chief
“It’s really such a great relief
To find a truly kindred soul
Even though it’s here in Hell!
Now, you haven’t been here very long
But your legal instinct’s never wrong
And with all this new Technology
To make our residents suffer exquisitely
We really feel the need, you see
To justify it legally!”
“Well, that’s my job,” replied the judge
To quibble, rationalize and fudge
So those who have the greatest power
Can force all those in circles lower
Despite whatever goals they have
To be Lord Satan’s slave!”

“But isn’t there a higher power?”
Asked Richard, another judge on the Bench
Who, despite the fumes and stench
Retained some virtues in a clinch.
His love of power was so great
It had got him sacked as Head of State.

“A nice point Richard,”
Acknowledged William
Who retained a certain affection
For the man who had gotten him
His first Supreme Court position.
“In principle, I must agree
You put it quite succinctly.
But after all, this is the Law,
And principles have no place here
If God above controls our Land
Then what is Satan’s to command?
Are we not his rival,
May be not fight for survival?"

“Your Philosophy,
Hardly interests me”
Replied the Commander in Chief.
“What interests me is power.
And if I can get more
Using microchip implants in a dead man’s brain
By using them to augment his pain
I see no reason Divine Will should constrain
Any object I should choose to obtain.”

“It shall be as Lord Satan commands”
Replied William with a sweep of his hand
“My job is to fulfill my role
Lord Satan sets for me my goals
As long as I receive my purse
I’ll see to it, that Hell gets worse!”

© Copyright Jerome Raymond Kraus 2005

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

The Battle of New Orleans


The sky had turned a bloody red
As the battle it was brewing
Old Andy Jackson turned his head
His feverish thoughts resuming
He could scarcely count the English dead
Our sharpshooter’s lead consuming
But something deep inside his head
Said “There’s something wrong I’m doing.”

“I know I’ve saved old New Orleans
The enemy’s scarcely hurt us
My head is pounding from their screams
Their wounded and deserters
I’d heard their general promised them
Our women for their pleasure
So I’ve arranged that all their men
Be paid in equal measure.”

“But now a vision’s come to me
That I can scarcely credit
It seemed as if the deep blue sea
Destroyed all things around it
Now this I know could never be
No Government’d permit it
But something deep inside of me
Keeps telling me about it.”

“It seemed as if a new King George
Had come to rule our Nation
A man obsessed with poisonous drugs
Addicted to corruption
And this man would not lend his hand
To help protect our nation
For him the greatest pleasure was
Universal Conflagration.”

So General Jackson drew his sword
To help dispel the vision
And then he gave his solemn word
In reverential station
“I pray to God, such things as these
May never touch our Nation
That peace may rule a land at ease
I’ve protected from invasion.”

“But should some traitor take the head
Of my beloved country
Putting in danger all I’ve said
Is most important to me
I swear I’ll take once more the helm
Of my beloved nation
For he who threatens my Great Land
Shall hear from Andrew Jackson!”

© Copyright Jerome Raymond Kraus 2005
ADHD Lullaby and Pastorale

I. Lullaby

There’s a swiftly flowing river
Through the realm of my dreams
I hear it rushing over
I feel its gentle streams
And my sweet baby’s sleeping there
I know she’s free from sin
So quiet while I stroke her hair
She’s stoned on Ritalin.

She’s just a little baby
But I see all the signs
Of clinical ADHD
From all her screams and whines
I’ve had my education
In School Psychology
Now I can write prescriptions
For anyone I see.

When I first went to Harvard
I thought I’ld be a spy
The CIA paid great rewards
For Sovietology
But to my disappointment
Their empire fell apart
So we had an agreement
I’ld get a fresh new start.

And so my little baby
You’re under my control
The field of School Psychology
Will take away your soul
You’ld better not be lazy
And do just what I say
Cause I’ll say that you’re crazy
And have you taken away!

II. Pastorale


There once was an enchanted land
Where the good citizens made their stand
For liberty, justice, such a grand
Conception for the common man
They all had sworn that all would see
The triumph of Equality
Educational Opportunity
Was all that it should be.

And this important principle
Must justly apply to those who are ill
No Disability should constrain
Any child’s right to obtain
The skills and training that they need
To prosper in this land of Greed
For legislators know full well
In America, it’s every man for himself!

And the wise men who taught children
Perceived that there were special funds
Available to those with special needs
Not that they had any Greed!
But naturally, they had their share
Of children who they didn’t care
Particularly to have with them there
So maybe, well, they “weren’t all there”!

So they had this notion, if you please,
An “Attention Deficit Disease”
All their problem children gone
The concept’s so vague anyone
Is a potential sufferer
Of Hyperactivity Disorder.

And all the wise men knew the game
Across the land it was all the same
Exploit the weak, that’s how it’s done
That’s killing two birds with one stone
“We can control all that they say
While what we do we justify,
All the while making money
By making sure we get our way!”


© Copyright Jerome Raymond Kraus 2005

Thursday, September 01, 2005

The War Crimes Triology


I Three Amigos

What makes for true camradery
What gives it that special bonhomie
What makes us love our fellow men
Is having a lot in common.

Take the three of us, Winnie, Addie and Joe.
Now any student of history knows
That often we three came to blows
But a close look at the record shows
That this impression’s just a pose
Love, like hate, as everyone knows
Breeds conflicts between amigos.

Winnie made it first, or course.
Good family background, money and status.
But you could tell from the first he was one of us.
Full of action, ruthlessness and fuss.
A member of parliament
First day in the Cabinet
Imagine the balls,
Wants to castrate alcoholics, mentally ill and criminals.
Got to protect society from such social ills.
This from a future manic-depressive, alcoholic war criminal.

“We learned a lot from you!”
Chime Addie and Joe.

But the British have their traditional
Respect for the individual.
So Winnie failed to achieve his potential.

Then he got his opportunity.
They made him Lord of the Admiralty.
And in the Great War, you see,
It wasn’t just the brutal creativity
Of his failed master-stroke at Gallipoli.
Winnie didn’t mind killing Australians, anyway,
They had no say on election day.
Very American, in his way.

You see, being himself part Yank,
He knew exactly how to turn their crank.
Winnie’ld do anything in his power
To prolong the life of the British Empire.
The simplest way to keep it up?
Get the Yanks to prop it up.

Let’s violate the Laws of War
Dress warships up as merchantmen
The Kaiser’ll have to sink on sight
No matter country of origin
If they back off, we’ve won the war
If they torpedo Yanks – all the better.

“Now Winnie, how’d you know”
“They wouldn’t blame you for that show?”
Information’s power.
The facts are complex and obscure.
“We learned a lot from you!”
Chime Addie and Joe.

“Now comes the good part,” Joe intones
“I was just a thug then, a drone,
A hit man for my Bolshy crones.
Haven’t changed much, I suppose.
But Winnie’s got him so perplexed,
The Kaiser sends Lenin to feather my nest.
Money and weapons for my Bolshy friends,
My time as a jailbird finally ends.”

“And where would I be?”
adds Addie poetically
“Without Winnie?
An impoverished wastrel
Albeit adept at watercolor
Struggling against the cruel whims
Of unsmiling Fortune.
But destiny summons forth
I still hear the clarion’s tune
My Master Race of the North
At last shall show its worth.
I shall crush all those who oppose me
Reduced to earth and dust
Because all those who cannot see
My refined sublimnity
Must simply cease to be!”

“So what did you think of Trotsky?”
queries Joe.
“A dangerous mountebank
Too drunk on power to really think”
Is Winnie’s view.
“You oughta know!”
Chime Addie and Joe.
“A stinking, filthy, devious Jew
superficially brilliant, but once you knew
The vile Race from whence he came
It was easy to understand his game
A rat, a parasite, poisoning our race
Brother of scum, humanity’s disgrace”
“If I were you Addie
I wouldn’t say that to his face”
Joe replied with casual grace.
“Twenty years it took to crush his face
Beneath my heel
Tribute to my political skill
And ruthless will”
“I crushed four thousand enemies
in a single day!”
Boasts Addie.
“We were both very impressed Addie.”
Chime Joe and Winnie.
“It made me regret our failure to click
Back in nineteen-twenty-six”
“A meeting, Winnie, I had to scratch
Since you were besotted with Jewish trash. ”
“Nobody’s perfect, Addie,” admonishes Joe.
“We neither of us were anything
Before Winnie did his thing
You never would have come to power in Germany
If I hadn’t held their Communists at bay,
And you really should never have broken with me.”
“And it was only the desperation of the British people
Come face-to-face with you two jackals
That brought me into power once more.
They knew I was a dangerous agitator
Who’d brought them disaster in the first World War.”

If only we three could work together!
But then again we always did,
All the twentieth century’s disasters
Directly stem from our three heads
“They’re only Jews!”
“They’re only Germans!”
“They’re only Kulaks!”
was what we said
The Consequence?
One Hundred Millions Dead.

© Copyright Jerome Raymond Kraus 2005

II Just Business

I’ve never seen a sky in flames
Like orange starfruit after winter rains
A quiet morning is gently flowing
Through eastern mists with swiftly growing
Platain groves entrenched within our harbour’s cove
And all around we see with love
A tenderly entrancing sea of doves
All carefully enacting their peculiar
Rituals and ministrations here, in Khmer.

But though the sky around is not in flames
We hear the sound of guns and planes
And war’s around us in our land
A conflict we can’t understand
Though it all seems to be planned
By men who trade in distant lands
Enslaving those beneath their hand
Intransigence, you understand
Just any thing that comes to hand
They use them, they’re a slick device
Entrapping all within a vice
Of fear, and pain and war and sin
Sometimes they’re called Republicains.

All wars are economic they say
About economics, anyway
They have to find a way to pay
Our salaries, come election day
A special breed, the CIA
Can always help to pave the way
With guns and butter, carefully placed
There surely can be no disgrace
In helping purify the race
There is no need to stem the tide
Of oriental genocide.

Let me just tell you one word – Plastics!
There’s nothing they can’t fix.
They can plug a hole, fix a leak
Just the kind of thing we seek
In our little experiment
Pol Pot’s going to attempt
To forge a perfect polity
A new kind of society!
Just one problem
Plastics’ll solve em
They’re all those people
Who don’t seem very agreeable
But plastic’s got airtight qualities
Especially covering the face and eyes
We’re going ahead with our experiment
All thanks to the people at Dupont!

But somehow, there are those who fail to see
In our glorious society
Those noble, great ideals
That all left standing feel
Those pesky Viet Cong
Let’s face it, they’re wrong!
With both China and the U.S. to back us
They can’t possibly attack us
Why, that would be completely insane
And what would they have to gain
Simply to stem our people’s pain
This simply makes no sense at all
Their absolute, unmitigated gall
To block our sacred, noble course
Why, they’re interfering with commerce!

There we go, it’s okay now,
Big brother China’s joined the show
One billion strong, it’s over now
The People’s Army’ll show them how
They’d better leave us on our own
To wipe out everyone at home
The U.S. doesn’t give a damn
The Soviets? Well, we hadn’t planned
On them showing a moral side
But what’s really worrying us besides
The People’s Army, in ten days,
Has one hundred thousand casualties
Now genocide has taught us math
If China keeps along this path
They’ll pretty soon have nothing left!

Well, Pol Pot lost, as we all know
The Khmer Rouge took longer to go
China backed them all the way
And they gave Pol a place to stay
The U.S. didn’t really care
After all, they’d got their share
And who ever heard of war crimes courts
Taking to trial their biggest supports?

Oh, and by the way
Should you make a film about all this play
You might wind up dead on the streets of L.A.!

© Copyright Jerome Raymond Kraus 2005

III Ring around the Rosie

The Plague has come
I knew it would
There’s a fever in the blood
Power and ambition
Conflict with rational cognition
It’s not really fear, that appears
It’s anger
Based on danger
Of loss of self.

Piles of bodies
Outside Kigali
As General Kagame
Passes through the country
It’s really no great revelation
There’s a temptation
To take out one’s frustration
On women’s bodies.

There’s something particularly satisfying
About the smell of blood and urine
If you’ve an inclination
To find salvation
In the surreal landscape of destruction
Deriving from the utter corruption
Of all that lies inside us
Of all that makes us blessed
And leaves the rest.

How much do you hate your brethren?
Enough to kill their children?
Enough to go through months of days
Hacking their heads off with machetes?
Enough to make a profession
Of killing off a nation
With no motivation
Other than satisfaction?

General Kagame’s Napoleon
The RGF is Satan.
General Kagame’s God incarnate
The Rawandan Government’s the Devil in Hell.
But isn’t God merciful?
Yes, but we all have free will.
We all must choose the proper path
As God pursues his warlike wrath.

And there really is a difference.
Kagame’s acting in self-defence
Only goes on the offence
For military purposes by popular consent.
The RGF have no real goal
They really only want to kill
It’s desperate rage
The final stage
For a manic-depressive.

Have you ever heard a radio play
Whose plot has the simplicity
Of good and evil, night and day
That prompts you to destroy your prey
A threat to your nationality
Killers to be brought to bay
By you and your whole family?
Now that is true insanity!

But why should the world really care
Why interfere in other country’s affairs
Haven’t we enough problems of our own
Hasn’t history consistently shown
That nations like people
Must fight to survive
That no sacred principle
Keeps them alive?

But there’s a key
To this specialty
The innovative use of Technology
That brings a special fear
Of the genocidaire
Whether it’s poison gas
Or plastic bags
Or fire bombs
Or radio songs.

Because Technology’s a two-edged sword
The power and triumph of the Lord
Human progress depends
On our innovations
Always strive for Good
We are a nuclear brotherhood
If not…

we all fall down

© Copyright Jerome Raymond Kraus 2005