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The Geek's Raven
[An excerpt, with thanks to Marcus Bales]

Once upon a midnight dreary,
fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor,
Longing for the warmth of bedsheets,
Still I sat there, doing spreadsheets:
Having reached the bottom line,
I took a floppy from the drawer.
Typing with a steady hand, I then invoked the SAVE command
But got instead a reprimand: it read "Abort, Retry, Ignore".

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Monday, November 11, 2013

Die Grünen Kohlendioxid freisetzen

Jedes Mal, wenn sie ihren Mund öffnen, die Grünen Kohlendioxid freisetzen. Und sie öffnen ihre Münder viel, sich zu beschweren, dass Kohlendioxid zerstört die Umwelt. So die Grünen viel Kohlendioxid freisetzen. Also, um der Umwelt zu helfen, halt die Klappe.

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