THE POET AS SCIENTIST
THE POET AS SCIENTIST, THE POET AS SCIENTIST
by The JavaScript Source
The Geek's Raven
[An excerpt, with thanks to Marcus Bales]
Once upon a midnight dreary,
fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor,
Longing for the warmth of bedsheets,
Still I sat there, doing spreadsheets:
Having reached the bottom line,
I took a floppy from the drawer.
Typing with a steady hand, I then invoked the SAVE command
But got instead a reprimand: it read "Abort, Retry, Ignore".
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Louis Ferdinand Celine -- the true master of international survivalist/pacifist tactics
I've always been fascinated by Louis Ferdinand Celine since I read "Voyage au bout de la nuit" as a young man. What a cynical nihilistic genius! However, I'd never read his astonishing "bagatelle pour un massacre", a superficially virulently antisemitic work which is, quite obviously, a caricature of antisemitism itself! Suddenly, in 1937, as Hitler is becoming all powerful, with no prior indication, whatsoever, Celine has become the world's biggest antisemite! And, both Hitler and the Pope are Jewish, too! According to Celine, anyway. The Nazis were afraid of this guy for chrissakes! While they were occupying France!
I wonder if anyone has really understood this guy?
But..but..but..the collaborationists used Celine's writings to "normalize" the roundups of Jews in France, right? Sure they did! That's why 75% of French Jews survived years of occupation, by far the largest percentage in any country the Nazis occupied. I guess Celine didn't "normalize" things too well, did he now? Maybe that was his intention, hmmmmmmm?
Celine knew exactly what he was doing, my friends. Louis Ferdinand Celine could see what was coming. He knew the French and British would never fight off the Nazis, they were too frightened of having another Western Front with millions of deaths. So, what was the poor man to do?
Well, Celine knew exactly what to do. He was the true master of international survivalist/pacifist tactics. Celine wrote a satire so brilliant that French people could read it, and read the Nazi occupying forces using it, and it would inspire them to protect the Jews of France, ridicule the Nazis, and rise again as a free and independent people!
Celine had to flee for his life from France for Denmark in 1944, and Denmark protected him from France for seven years, until finally, in the early 1950's, he was "tried", "convicted", and almost immediately "pardoned" by the French government. Can you imagine how hard Celine was laughing about all this in Denmark? Then, Celine calmly returned to France, and resumed writing and practicing as a country doctor.
So, who was really responsible for the liberation of France? Was it Charles de Gaulle, or the Americans?
Or, was it Louis Ferdinand Celine?
The pen, is mightier than the sword.
https://archive.org/details/bagatelle-pour-un-massacre-pdfdrive.com/mode/2up
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