Coathangers for Jesus

Hello. I represent Tailgate Ministries, a non-profit organization devoted to helping solve the world's problems of overpopulation, unwanted pregnancy, insufficiency of natural resources and, in general, saving unwanted and unneeded children from entering this "veil of tears". Our philosophy is essentially the same as the great ancient Greek playwrite Sophocles:

"The happiest man is he who was never born, and the second happiest, he who died in infancy."

We at Tailgate believe most of the world's problems, from global warming to war to energy costs to crime, can most effectively be solved by addressing the problem at its source: too many people. Thus, we seek to solve this problem as simply and as expeditiously as possible, on a very large scale.

The Coathanger represents a simple, inexpensive, and quick means of terminating any unwanted pregancy. But, unfortunately, in many nations in the third world, coathangers are not readily available, particularly in rural areas. We provide a distribution clearing-house for new and used Coathangers, making this essential human right available to all.

We have, for years, enjoyed a fruitful -- or should I say, fruitless? -- relationship with the people of India, and the government of China. Currently, we are negotiating contracts with the Federal and State governments of the United States to assist in problems relating to the illegal immigration of men and women from Mexico to the United States. Please, send your new and used Coathangers to

Tailgate Ministries
BigSpike, Arkansas
P.O. Box 3210

Remember, only you can save a child from this veil of tears.