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The Geek's Raven
[An excerpt, with thanks to Marcus Bales]

Once upon a midnight dreary,
fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor,
Longing for the warmth of bedsheets,
Still I sat there, doing spreadsheets:
Having reached the bottom line,
I took a floppy from the drawer.
Typing with a steady hand, I then invoked the SAVE command
But got instead a reprimand: it read "Abort, Retry, Ignore".

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Thursday, July 12, 2007

"Impeachment" and "Mickey Mouse" have the same number of letters...

This can't just be a coincidence. This is the voice of God thinking.


Lyrics:
What's the name of the club that's made for you and me?
I-M--P-E-A-C-H-M-E-N-T!
Hey there! Hi there! Ho there!
You're as welcome as can be!
I-M--P-E-A-C-H-M-E-N-T!
Impeachment! Impeachment!
Impeachment! Impeachment!
Forever let us hold our banner high
High! High! High!
Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree!
I-M--P-E-A-C-H-M-E-N-T!
Impeachment Club
Impeachment Club
We'll have fun
We'll meet new faces
We'll do things
And we'll go places
All around the world we're marching
What's the name of the club that made for you and me?
I-M--P-E-A-C-H-M-E-N-T!
Hey there! Hi there! Ho there!
You're as welcome as can be!
I-M--P-E-A-C-H-M-E-N-T!
Impeachment! Impeachment!
Impeachment! Impeachment!
Forever let us hold our banner high
High! High! High!
Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree!
I-M--P-E-A-C-H-M-E-N-T!

Sung to the tune of the original Mousekateers, Mickey Mouse Club theme song.

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