Are American parents actually training their children to have sex with schoolteachers, as a means of guaranteeing their financial future?

I'm just wondering about this. Are there manuals on the Dark Web, perhaps, explaining how parents can get their children to induce emotionally vulnerable, immature teachers to touch them inappropriately, and get intimate with them, so they can have a solid gold lawsuit against the local school board, and be set for life financially? It's not inconceivable, you know. With diminishing opportunities and expanding inequalities of wealth, what other opportunities are any children likely to have nearly as good as simply being able to sue the local school board for sexual assault for millions of dollars? After all, in the past, college training was the route to financial security for children. Now, of course, college training, even at the best schools, is well known to be worse than useless. And nothing seems to have really taken its place. This could certainly explain the delight of parents at these massive lawsuits for sexual assault. It's so empowering, you know! https://seberbulgerlaw.com/when-is-a-school-responsible-for-a-sexual-assault/