Abortion is God's greatest gift!

As the great ancient Greek tragedian Sohopocles observed:

"The happiest man is he who was never born. And the next happiest is he who died in infancy."

What greater kindness could possibly be done to an embryo -- with no nervous system, the size of a small worm -- than to relieve it of the horrible burden of human existence? And the vast majority of abortions are on human embryos. It is not yet a human being. It does not have consciousness, it does not feel pain, it has no personhood. What a blessing to spare the embryo the trials of this vale of tears.

And, if the child is unwanted, how much greater the blessing! What could be worse than to be an unwanted child of uncaring or hostile parents, in a cruel world? Many doctors claim the only reason most parents don't actually kill their babies, is the fear of criminal prosecution, which doctors must make plain to them. Or even worse, an orphan, or foster child, cast off onto strangers, whoring money from the government in return for uncaring care.

We must face facts. Abortion is God's greatest gift. Abortion is a blessed event. Despite the senile ramblings of Popes and Priests, of Pastors of innumberable deluded Protestant sects, Abortion is the salvation of mankind. Abortion spares pain to the unborn, and leaves plenty for those who already exist! Abortion is the solution to overpopulation. What could be more perfect, or more divinely inspired!