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THE POET AS SCIENTIST

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The Geek's Raven
[An excerpt, with thanks to Marcus Bales]

Once upon a midnight dreary,
fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor,
Longing for the warmth of bedsheets,
Still I sat there, doing spreadsheets:
Having reached the bottom line,
I took a floppy from the drawer.
Typing with a steady hand, I then invoked the SAVE command
But got instead a reprimand: it read "Abort, Retry, Ignore".

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Sunday, May 11, 2008

Selling Points of the Major Religions

1. Christianity:

"We offer a personal relationship with God."

2. Islam:

"There is no God but Allah, the all-powerful, the all-merciful, whom we all worship."

3. Judaism:

"We are God's Chosen People."

4. Hinduism:

"There are many paths to truth, but some are more direct than others."

5. Buddhism:

"We can transform life's suffering to the peace of Nirvana."

6. Confucianism:

"Family and tradition are the basis of a good life, and we are all children of the Emperor."

7. Atheism:

"All religion is superstition, we must seek truth through scientific humanism."

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