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The Geek's Raven
[An excerpt, with thanks to Marcus Bales]

Once upon a midnight dreary,
fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor,
Longing for the warmth of bedsheets,
Still I sat there, doing spreadsheets:
Having reached the bottom line,
I took a floppy from the drawer.
Typing with a steady hand, I then invoked the SAVE command
But got instead a reprimand: it read "Abort, Retry, Ignore".

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Wednesday, November 09, 2022

Elon Musk crashes through the 200 billion dollar wealth barrier!

Yes, he's finally done it! Elon Musk, the world's richest man, has crashed through the 200 billion dollar wealth barrier. From the wrong side, however. As Elon was the first man to become worth 200 billion dollars, and was rather close to being worth 300 billion dollars at one time, now, Elon has become the world's first man to cease to be worth 200 billion dollars. Well done Elon. Congratulations! Indeed, I think we can confidently predict that Elon will within weeks become the world's first man to lose 100 billion dollars, he's lost close to 90 billion dollars in the last year or so. Good work! Elon's "Starship" doesn't work, despite 10 billion dollars spent to build this "cheap" stainless steel rocket. Tesla is collapsing as the world recognizes we really don't need electric cars, and GM's better at building them than Elon anyway. It now seems clear that Elon Musk is heading the way of Donald Trump -- bankruptcy, and then, jail. Well done Elon! We always knew you had it in you!

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