Random Quote Generator

THE POET AS SCIENTIST

THE POET AS SCIENTIST, THE POET AS SCIENTIST

Free JavaScripts provided
by The JavaScript Source

The Geek's Raven
[An excerpt, with thanks to Marcus Bales]

Once upon a midnight dreary,
fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor,
Longing for the warmth of bedsheets,
Still I sat there, doing spreadsheets:
Having reached the bottom line,
I took a floppy from the drawer.
Typing with a steady hand, I then invoked the SAVE command
But got instead a reprimand: it read "Abort, Retry, Ignore".

Free JavaScripts provided
by The JavaScript Source

Form input - by Günter Born

Tuesday, May 31, 2022

The Fraternal Order of Police School Shooters -- An Elon Musk production?

There was something rather unique about the Uvalde School Shooting, in Texas. And not just that it was the worst school shooting in Texas history. It's just that, apparently anyway, the local police were on the side of the school shooter. They assisted him by shooting some of the students themselves, and arrested parents who tried to intervene to stop the shooting, and rescue their children. So, whose side are they on, anyway? Apparently, anyway, the police were working with the school shooter, to ensure that as many children and teachers were killed as possible. Why would this be the case? Did many local police attend this particular school, and have some grudge against it? I'm going to reject this explanation as unprofessional behavior, and hence, implausible. I have another explanation. Elon Musk's Neuralink company is engaged in developing "cutting edge" approaches to dealing with mental illness and criminality. And, what could be more "cutting edge" than eliminating potential criminals before they even commit crimes? Surely, if Mr. Musk can implant microchips in people's brains to eliminate the fantasy "spectrum" of "autism", he could work with FBI profilers and genetic engineers to predict children with a high probability of becoming criminals, later in life. And, surely, if he could sacrifice unlimited numbers of human beings in failed efforts to "colonize Mars", he would be willing to work with government agencies to exterminate these children as potential criminals. Who knows, maybe this could eliminate crime completely within a few decades, given enough school shootings. So, what I'm suggesting, is that Elon may be working with the government and his Neuralink Company to build a "Fraternal Order of Police School Shooters" -- specially trained Federal Agents to work with local law enforcement in exterminating potential criminal schoolchildren in their schools, before they really become a problem. Sounds like the kind of thing that would appeal to Elon, doesn't it?

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home