Have you considered adding "Zelensky Enterprises" to your investment portfolio?

Hello. As a broker and investment counselor for almost forty years now, I like to think I know a thing or two about great deals, and great investments. And, also about great businessmen. So, I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce you to one of the greatest entrepreneurs I've ever encountered in my long career. I'm talking about Volodymyr Zelenskyy. He's worth 1.5 billion dollars, and, that's pretty impressive for a guy just making 13,000 dollars a year as President of Ukraine, don't you think? But, Mr. Zelensky, like all great businessmen, isn't satisfied with just being a small billionaire. Like all great businessmen, he thinks big. Really big. He thinks like the greats. How did Bill Gates get so rich? Why, he used his father's legal expertise and monopolistic business practices to drive all competing software enterprises out of business. As a result, we've had no significant progress in software in a generation, and Bill Gates is one of the world's richest men. How did Jeff Bezos get so rich? Why, the same way as Bill Gates. He created a monopoly with Amazon.com and drove the other online retailers out of business. These two men knew what truly great businessmen are made of. But, we shouldn't limit ourselves to monopoly as a business strategy. There's another business strategy that our current world's richest man, Elon Musk, has mastered -- fear mongering and disinformation. By playing up the "Global Warming" disinformation from the scientific community trying to make a buck, Elon has managed to hustle both of his two major companies -- Tesla, and SpaceX. He's selling Electric Cars and colonizing Mars on the basis of perfectly normal, cyclical climatic variation. And, he's become the world's richest man, doing it! What a business genius! And, I think it's this latter business strategy that's going to make Volodymyr Zelenskyy, within just a few short years, the world's richest man. Because Mr. Zelensky has grasped the true potential of fear and disinformation as a business strategy. After all, what could be a better source of fear, than war? War profiteers have always been spectacular at making a quick business "killing" -- Ha Ha, get it, War, Killing? Having become President on a platform of peace with Russia, he's started a war that's going very badly for him. But, that's the idea. Because on the basis of fear of war crimes, "Nazis", and, even, thermonuclear holocaust, Mr. Zelensky can now extract virtually unlimited funding, indefinitely, from the world's richest nations, whose leaders are all, also, getting their cut. Listen to these testimonials: "When I was first elected to the Senate, I didn't have a dime. By the time I became President, I was worth over 100 million dollars. But, now, thanks to Volodymyr Zelenskyy, I'm going to be a multibillionaire. My only regret is that I won't live long enough to spend it!" Joe Biden, President of the United States. "I've made so much money from Zelensky Enterprises that I'm going to buy Napoleon's island of exile, St. Helena, and make it part of the French Empire." Emmanuel Macron, re-elected President of France. "Mr. Zelensky's Company has given me the resources to pay off all of Prince Andrew's debts, and to open up a theme park in Thailand --Pedoland-- where people like ourselves can enjoy our recreations in peace and tranquility. Thankyou Mr. Zelensky!" Boris Johnson, Prime Minister of Britain "At last, I have the money to reopen Dachau, and gas Russian POWs. As a German nationalist, I've been waiting a long time for this. Mr. Zelensky is my kind of guy. Even if he is Jewish." Olaf Scholz, Chancellor of Germany You too, can join this elite company. You too, can make your dreams come true. Just send your donations to the following address: Volodymyr Zelenskyy The Underground Bunker Kiev, Ukraine, Russia