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The Geek's Raven
[An excerpt, with thanks to Marcus Bales]

Once upon a midnight dreary,
fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor,
Longing for the warmth of bedsheets,
Still I sat there, doing spreadsheets:
Having reached the bottom line,
I took a floppy from the drawer.
Typing with a steady hand, I then invoked the SAVE command
But got instead a reprimand: it read "Abort, Retry, Ignore".

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Monday, March 07, 2022

Stalingrad Two -- The Sequel

If you liked Stalingrad, you'll love Stalingrad Two. It still features our old favorites the Russians and the Ukrainians doing what they love to do best -- killing each other, in a battle for world domination. But the sequel has ten times the action, ten times the killing, and a hundred times the advanced high tech weaponry, as the original. You'll love it. One of the things I liked best about Stalingrad Two, was the way it intersperses incredible high tech action with comic relief. Like having U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham get down on his knees and cry, begging the Russian people to assassinate their own leader Vladimir Putin. I mean, the audience was just rolling in the aisles! Or having the Prime Minister of Israel trying to mediate as the exponent of world peace! I was just howling with laughter. Like the original Stalingrad, Stalingrad II leaves the audience in suspense as to the outcome until just near the ending. But, as the Russian tank columns begin to slowly but surely surround and encircle the Ukrainian capitol, we begin to see a familiar but beloved plot line once more coming into play. So, don't miss Stalingrad II! It's almost like you're really there.

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