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The Geek's Raven
[An excerpt, with thanks to Marcus Bales]

Once upon a midnight dreary,
fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor,
Longing for the warmth of bedsheets,
Still I sat there, doing spreadsheets:
Having reached the bottom line,
I took a floppy from the drawer.
Typing with a steady hand, I then invoked the SAVE command
But got instead a reprimand: it read "Abort, Retry, Ignore".

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Wednesday, January 05, 2022

Israeli medical establishment infiltrated by ISIS terrorists

Government sources have revealed an insidious and diabolical plot by ISIS terrorists to destroy the nation of Israel from within. Special agents of the MOSSAD, operating at extreme risk to themselves, have discovered ISIS terrorist cells operating under deep cover at the highest levels of the Israeli medical establishment. These terrorists have been living, undetected, in Israel, for years. They have been undetetected, because they were substituted for actual Israeli citizens by means of sophisticated plastic surgical modifications, and intensive training. Their task was to destroy the nation of Israel with germ warfare techniques. Obviously, their situation at the very heart, and at the highest levels of the medical hierarchy in Israel, put them in an ideal position to accomplish their terrorist objectives. The following transcript is from one of these high-ranking medical ISIS terrorists , "Dr. X", held at an undisclosed location, after being subjected to "enhanced interrogation" techniques: "OK...OK guys...I'll tell you anything...anything...just take those electrodes off from down there...please!...You see, we knew once COVID came along, this was our big chance. Obviously, this was just the viruses taking over from the bacteria what with the overuse of antibiotics. Best way to deal with it is just proper diet and exercise, maybe keep away from large crowds. Nothing else you can do, of course. We don't really know how to deal with viruses well at all. But, we figured, given how greedy Big Pharma is, we could work with those guys. And, you know, they loved the idea! We didn't even have to pretend we weren't ISIS! Those Pharmaceutical Companies have been terrorists for years, you know. So, we got together with them, and set up this idea of overvaccinating everyone in response to COVID, killing off all the normal COVID viruses, facilitating the development of dangerous mutations by eliminating all competition by basic evolutionary principles of survival of the fittest. Naturally, over time, this is just going to make the COVID virus worse and worse. Eventually, we could probably kill everybody. And, all the time, the Pharmaceutical companies are making more and more money. Boy oh boy did ISIS invest in Big Pharma! We were surprised you guys took so long to catch on. Of course, the politicians are idiots, and the general public are cloned, brain-dead sheep. And the scientists and doctors are mostly just whores for hire. Take that Dr. Fauci guy, in the U.S. Did he ever meet an ass he didn't passionately kiss? I don't think so!" When asked where these ISIS medical terrorists were being held, Israeli government spokesmen replied with a firm "No Comment". When asked what would be done with these ISIS medical terrorists, Israeli government spokesmen again replied with a firm "No Comment".

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